I love black thongs
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
where does the pee come out of this thing
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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