Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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