try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
There's always time for handjobs
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Randomize
