Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
