The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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