Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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