Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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