i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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