next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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