so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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