She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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