with your own penis?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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