I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When did angry sex become our thing?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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