then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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