Don't you send me to vm
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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