Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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