So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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