Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She told me I should be a condom model.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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