I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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