Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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