just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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