I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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