Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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