I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
