she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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