i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Girls should come with a carfax report
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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