i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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