I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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