There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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