she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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