Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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