dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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