i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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