I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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