He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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