It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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