soooo we both peed the bed last night...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Success! We fucked roommates!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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