8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You can't special order awesome
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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