Your tits are I can't wait for
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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