Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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