hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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