do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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