I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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