Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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