when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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