New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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