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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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