Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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