I'm lost and stupid without you.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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