dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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