Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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