Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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