Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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