do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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